Confuse-a-thon

Uh,

That photo was from boxing day, wait till I get home;
Are you vying for martyr points with that quote thar, O Godly one;
It’s not “How can YOU not like the SoM?” it’s “How can you not like it?!” as in of course everybody loves it, duh. Inclusive of the you.

And what do you have against Annie? It had better not be the red hair, or leapin’ lizards, I’m going to start quoting it regularly within normal conversation to the point where you won’t be able to imagine me without a curly mop and a shiny-pated old man wanting to take advantage of what’s between my choreogrpahy-friendly, knee-socked gambs.

(PS: you do know that I had a dog named Sandy, right?)

-C.N.