We are two best friends separated by the Prairies and two time zones. Our day jobs have a tendency to get in the way of our preferred activities: wasting time and making each other feel bad.
We love email. Email us.
trickistolookbusy[a]hotmail.com
Jan 22
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Random woman on West Pender:
Why are you calling me a fucking bitch?
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"Boyfriend":
Cause you are one.
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Woman:
Fuck you, I'm going.
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Boyfriend:
You fucking bitch.
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Woman:
Fuck you, leave me alone.
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Boyfriend:
What do you need to get at Harbour Centre?
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Woman:
It doesn't matter, I'm going by myself.
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Boyfriend:
Oh I'm coming with you. You're not leaving my fucking side.
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-C.N.
