We are two best friends separated by the Prairies and two time zones. Our day jobs have a tendency to get in the way of our preferred activities: wasting time and making each other feel bad.
We love email. Email us.
trickistolookbusy[a]hotmail.com
Jan 14
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(As texted on Saturday. Thanks technology.)
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Sister:
You were adopted
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Me:
U were born of a jackal
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Sister:
You were born in chernobyl
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Me:
U were found in a basket on the river styx.
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Sister:
That mole on ur butt used to be a tail.
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Me:
The skin on your face was grafted from your butt.
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Sister:
In 1976 Man landed on your face.
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Me:
You caused aids.
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- A.N.
