Posh rash

I know what pox has plagued your skin. You have either:

a.)some thing the scientific name of which i can’t remember, but what amounts to clogged pores due to excessive sweat/blocked pores

b.)a heat rash - which is pretty much the same as a. but is directly correlated with being too hot ( i get it all the time because of my scorching beauty - bad joke, but allow me it because k. left the oven on in our apartment and i’m being choked out as we speak.)

I can’t believe you poo’ed your pants and have a sick rash.

Oh my God - you’re an infant child.