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We are two best friends separated by the Prairies and two time zones. Our day jobs have a tendency to get in the way of our preferred activities: wasting time and making each other feel bad.

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Jan 04
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Next question.

A co-worker of mine just wanted to know. Sheesh.

So yesterday I developed this creepy stuff on my otherwise perfect skin. Not just a zit, but more along the lines of this. Like, what the fuck?! ALL OVER MY FACE.

I have a few possible ideas for its cause:

  • Alcohol withdrawl
  • The 20-some odd extra-strength ibuprofen I had for breakfast/lunch/dinner (my penance for being a reproductive member of the female society)
  • General worry over Anne Frank

Luckily, my freckles disguise most of the horridity. But still, I reiterate, WHAT THE FUCK.

- C.N.