You’re the blackest pot EVER!

I wonder if this is the time to remind you about a certain piece of video journalism you made at the farm of a certain convicted serial killer? If I recall correctly, you burned that beta so as not to ever expose how 51 prostitutes died so YOU could laugh about their scattered remnants in the Langley mud. I wonder what you were on when you made that, as I’m quite certain it wasn’t just a high horse. !

I might also remind you that I am at work, and although the most productive thing I’ve done in the last two hours is pick up lunch for the office and play a round of scrabble while eating it, that doesn’t mean I have all the free time needed to photoshop the ugly out of your face.

- C.N.